I'm really over this Twilight craze. It's rather sickening. There's no REAL plot to Twilight, everything that happens in a time span of four books, you could shove all into one book. Because you know what IT DOESN'T TAKE FIVE FUCKING PAGES TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE'S FUCKING EYES!!

Now, with respect to Twilight fans, I get it. You absolutely LOVE Twilight and fantasize about having hot vampire (or werewolf) sex with whoever you love. Seriously, I get it. Now, it's time for you to GET OVER IT!!

Vampires DON'T fucking sparkle!! That's NOT a vampire! It's not even a fucking pixie!! And here's another thing, do you ever realize how WHINY Bella is? Every other fucking line in the first book is 'i'm not pretty' or 'woe is me my mother deserves better' or 'i'm so uncooridinated and can't help my own damn self' And Yet, she has guys fawning over her for a whole entire book!!

And Then there the whole thing with 'Edwar'ds left me, i can't possibly survive.' Somebody hand me a paper bag! You've known him for the course of a couple weeks (Or months, my interpretation could be wrong) He almost got you killed, twice. I think you'll be able to live with out him. And then, she get's involved with Jacob!! 'jacon is my sunshine, i can't live without him' and as soon as Edward steps back into the picture, she drops Jacob like a ton of bricks. Can you blame the guy for being an asshole in the thrid book?

And what the hell is with the anti climactice scenes huh? I mean, i expected James to rip Bella's throat out but NOOOO!! Alice breaks his neck, then they set him on fire. and then you expect there to be some epic battle between her and Victoria but NOOO!! Bella talks her out of it. Then, with the Voulturi (sp) You expect people to throw down but NOOOO! They say 'oh, well the kid is a half vampire half human we'll just leave now' What kind of shit is that? I bet with the time span of two hours I could come up with at least one page worth of violence for the James scene, and i don't mean dancing around a ballet studio. *rolls eyes*

I mean, if Bella can charm three guys into liking her, cook, clean, get into trouble, and have the balls to his a werewolf in the face, then why the hell can't she stab James in the eye or something? Make sense to me! shards of glass lying around, she's already in a lot of pain, what would cuts on the hand matter?

I also think it's sad that Stephanie Meyer's background characters have more personality thank her main characters.

And newsflash people, Kristen Stewart can't have to save her life, has a blinking prolbem and that lower-lip-bite thing, is dumb NOT cute. She looks like a retard with a stuttering problem. And Robert Pattinson? Most likely the ONLY reason they cast him was because he was their last resort. He looks like he's just rolled out of bed everytime you see him, and not only does he look like he has a hygeiene problem, he also looks as though he has a vitamin D deficiency. he sucked in Harry Potter, he sucks in Twilight.